(Olamide’s First of All playing in the background)
What’s up humanoids!! Welcome to the newest blog in town, THE SAVAGE CENTER.. (Artificial Audience applause).I am your host whom you will simply refer to as JAY.No questions, please. Yes yes yall.Just as the name says, this blog will not be for the faint-hearted, the overly religious (annoying lot) and Under 18s. You know why? Because on this Blog We are going to be talking about different issues in the realest and bluntest way possible….Yes!.No sugar coating of words, no trying to be formal, No plenty phoney (TheLadyAce Take note) and definitely a lot of swear words!…a Lot! and many times we go throw in 1 or 2 pidgins just so that the thing wey we wan yarn go enter wella.
As we grow we will begin to accept writeups and even fictional stories from our readers. Sometimes we are going to do some giveaways. We shall be catering to your problems because we believe that no one person should carry those problems alone. Hence, we shall share ours with you.
Please don’t be asking me who is ‘we’ Leave it like that. Now, seeing as this is my first attempt at blogging…*audience begins to mutter* WILL YOU BE QUIET? WHAT IS THE NOISE ABOUT? *noise dies down* As I was saying, this being my first attempt at this blogging shit, I ask that you people should not be coming here with High expectations. I don’t want problem (Ha! The irony).
#BOTTOMLINE:This is The Savage Center. Abeg, i don’t have time to do summary jare. This ain’t English class. In the meantime, be a nice chap or darling and subscribe to the blog, yeah? I promise to attempt to make it worth your while. What to expect? TIME will TELL no? (see what I did there?)
Well then, all has been said, there’s plenty to be done. Welcome to The Savage Center.